50% Boy, 85% Girl, 100% Sexy - Cute quiz

December 13th, 2006

Put an X next to everything that describes you, then add up each section:

BOY:
[x] You like being sweaty.
[x] You love hoodies and jeans.
[ ] Dogs are better than cats.
[x] At times, it’s funny when people get hurt.
[x] You’ve played with/against boys on a team.
Total: 4

[ ] Shopping is torture
[ ] Sad movies suck
[ ] You own an XBox
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[ ] You own a PSP.
Total: 1

[ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers (Back when they were Dynamen on Night Flight)
[ ] You watch sports on TV
[X] Gorey movies are awesome.
[X] only go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
Total: 2

[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You like to watch sports on t.v.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[ ] Baggy pants are cool.
[x] Fire is cool.
[X] You don’t babysit.
Total: 2

[ ] It’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[ ] Green, black, red, blue or silver are your favorite color(s).
[ ] You don’t care about your hair sometimes
[X] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[ ] Contact sports like hockey are fun too.
Total: 1

Now add the numbers up and multiply it by 5.
Post as “i’m 50% boy”

GIRL:
[X] You wear lip gloss.
[X] You love to shop all the time.
[X] You wear eyeliner.
[X] You buy different colored shirts.
[X] You have many of the same shirts in different colors
Total: 5

[ ] You don’t like shopping at hot topic
[X] You wear the color pink
[X] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[X] You love hanging out at the mall.
Total: 3

[X] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[X] You like wearing jewelry.
[X] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[X] You take a long time doing your hair. .
[X] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
Total: 5

[ ] You hate the movie Star Wars.
[X] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[X] It takes you around 1 hour to get dressed and put on make-up and accesories.
[X] You smile a lot more than you should.
[X] You have more then 10 pairs of shoes that u wear
Total: 4

Now add the numbers up and multiply it by 5.
Post as “i’m 85% girl”

Holy shit, that was cool!

December 2nd, 2006

So, I’m online having some hot phone sex on NiteFlirt tonight, to make myself a bit of bar-hopping money and get myself psyched for the night out.

And, this guy bought my naked pics, and emailed to tell me how much he liked them. Then he asked if I wanted him to buy my other pic sets, so I’m like, duh, yes!!

So he bought those, then asked me if I wanted him to buy the sets more than once. I replied, kinda joking ‘cuz I didn’t think he’d do it, “Yeah, buy them all five times, and then tip me $25.”

So, he starts buying the pics!

I was so turned on and excited by this that I made a button for him to press to tip me. He asked me how many times he should hit it, and I told him three to start.

He hit all three times, and emailed in between.

It was a totally thrilling experience.

If you should wanna, you know, join in, you can use the button I made, too! *lol*

“>Pay Up!

Red/Black

November 29th, 2006

My friends and I determined last night that any drinking game also makes an awesome stripping game.

We were saving some money by getting our drink on before heading out to see a couple bands play. Clock was ticking, so we needed a way to drink up faster.

My friend Bobby suggested we play Red/Black. It’s really simple: the dealer has a deck of cards. Each player has to guess whether the top card is red or black. If you are wrong, you drink. If you are right the dealer takes a drink.

We’d each gotten through about a bottle and a half when one of the guys said: “Okay, time to up the stakes on this. If you guess wrong, you have to drink, and flash the dealer.”

We were all a little tipsy, so we totally laughingly agreed.

Bobby guessed wrong right away. He tried to get away with just pulling his shirt up, but you can see that much on the beach! I made him unzip his pants and pull his dick out. I was surprised to see how long it is, even soft!

I had to flash every time it came around to me… after the third one, I just took off my top to save the trouble!

But, once my top was off, there really wasn’t any point in flashing my breasts…. so, i started flipping my skirt up, then pulling my thong over to the side to give the guys an upskirt peek at my totally shaved peach.

When I went back upstairs to get my jacket and get ready to go, Bobby followed me up and grabbed me on the stairs. He fell down on his knees, pushed my skirt up, and started licking my pussy right there, where anyone could walk in on us!

It drove me so crazy feeling his tongue working over my clit and pushing inside. When he slid one finger into my tight, wet snatch, I came hard.

He got up, and we finished getting ready to go to the club. I will say that the yummy oral on the stairs turned out just to be a little warm-up…

But, you’ll have to call to hear the rest of that story!

Kisses!

Sheila

Totally fucking kinky phone sex

November 27th, 2006

Oh my god, so this guy called me yesterday on my blow job line.

I can’t believe how hard he got me off.

Everything started real slow… he asked me what I was wearing, and started playing like he was my older neighbor who I was visiting on the sly.

In our fantasy, he took me inside his livingroom, and totally teased me… wouldn’t let me take my clothes off, but took his really huge cock out and started stroking it for me. He asked me to beg for his cock. At first, I just kind of went along and said it, because it was what he wanted to hear.
What’s totally crazy, though — when I said it and got into it, pleading to suck him started getting me really wet.

He took me upstairs, and I finally got to go down on him. We were in a 69. I used my fingers in the place of his tongue on my hard clit.

I rubbed my pussy and clit until I had a huge, loud orgasm. He came too, at the same time.

I can’t wait for him to call me again.